The hosts of the Mississippi based radio program the Hotty Toddy Hotline were recently posed the question, "Who would win in a footrace: Robert Lane or a Tauntaun?" These hosts and "football experts" unanimously agreed that Robert Lane would win the race because of his tremendous heart.Tauntauns are capable of running 90 kilometers an hour. That's roughly 56 miles per hour. Lane is a superb athlete and rumored to run a forty yard dash in the low 4.5's. But I don't care what type of heart Lane has he is not going to run 56 miles an hour. That is humanly impossible. The fastest humans ever could only reach into the high twenties.
This proves that the hosts at the Hotty Toddy Hotline are ridiculously biased and lack any objectivity.
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