Andy Reid Will Not Win Father Of the Year

And no not because of the Philadelphia Eagle's head coach's perfect police regulation corner to corner mustache. While vacationing with the wife in California this week one of Reid's sons was arrested after he wrecked his SUV and the police found two used hypodermic needles and a triple beam scale. When questioned by police he admitted to using heroin earlier in the day as well as not having a clue what color the traffic light was or why he couldn't feel his nose. Ironically on the same day a few hours later a different 21 year old son who still lives with Coach Reid was arrested for pulling a handgun on a fellow motorist while having a fit of road rage. After arresting him they found bags with white powder residue, pills, medicine bottles with a leafy substance, and a sawed off shotgun in the car. This lead to the police getting a search warrant for Coach Reid's.

Wow this defiantly rivals the craziest party any kid ever through while their parents were out of town. This is crazier than any of the House Party movies. It's even crazier than the party in Weird Science where all the bikers show up and the rocket flies thought the house. Sadly after the incident officers were unable to explain how after Weird Science Kelly LeBrock killed her career, married Steven Segal, and got rather "large."

On second thought those results might be related.